But this isn't just a thank-you post to Nikky, who managed to deliver a complete course on how to use all this new-fangled gadgetry in the face of, er, [Careful - Ed.] a certain amount of opposition to the ridiculous idea that any of this shiny, overpriced soon-to-be-obsolescence ever even remotely co-operates with the perfectly rational expectations of [Okay, that's enough. Move on - Ed.]. We're also here to record that - fired up by the success of the morning, Patricia and The Publisher locked themselves in his office yesterday afternoon, and got to grips with WordPress. The result - now that we've swept up the broken glass, apologised to the neighbours for the noise and promised the landlord that we'll pay for the damage - is a new page. P F Chisholm has joined us - see above.
It's actually a whole new website for a well-established alter-ego, and you can get there from here or go direct. No need to say any more because, thanks to Nikky, your smartphone will be explaining it all to you shortly. Herself has gone off to Espressini - she's visiting us in Falmouth; that's our regular coffee shop; Patricia Finney likes to write in coffee shops - with a pad of paper and a bunch of pens [Uh oh. Did she take that smartphone? Ed.] to finish off the 0th draft of the new Jack novel while she waits for the bats to deliver more of Carey 9. And if none of that makes sense - well, she's due back soon [Ha ha ha ha ha - Ed.] and we're expecting her to get back to work on the technology and thus the explanations.
So hold the phone. Not too close to your ear, but hold it. And if you need us, we'll be in the fall-out shelter.